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Man oh man I got a million of em:

"Will you marry me? = a marriage proposal
Will, you, Mary, me? = foursome proposal"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera."

"The doctor said I needed to eat more greens, so I used food coloring to turn my chocolate chip cookies green.

I'm on a dye it."

"Guy: Let's play a game, but not hide and go seek.

Girl: Why not?
Guy: Cuz a girl like you is impossible to find."

"Every kiss begins with "K" so everytime you text me saying "K", I'm just going to assume you secretly wanna make out with me."

"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan."

"Quit my job working for Nike
Just couldn't do it anymore."

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