absent Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I thought of the idea to post a joke but I don't know any. I usually watch funny videos or listen to comedians, but I'll look for a good one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absent Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Okay this one made me laugh:Q: How do you know when it's going to be a good day at work?A: When you see your boss' picture on the side of the milk carton. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoniumFrog Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Did you hear about the fed-up 4x4 piece of wood? It was a little board!!! Boom Boom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocdgirl Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopekaK Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I like Mitch Hedberg a lot, so here is one of his:My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah". Okay, two:I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knitter Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 is talking down my therapist good therapy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbow15 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Little Boy to Teacher: Miss do you know what an Elephant is?Of course Johnny I have seen many in AfricaCan you spell it?Of course Johnny - ELEPHANTNo miss I asked if you can spell it - IT !!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynechriss Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Man oh man I got a million of em: "Will you marry me? = a marriage proposal Will, you, Mary, me? = foursome proposal""Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.Then it becomes a soap opera.""The doctor said I needed to eat more greens, so I used food coloring to turn my chocolate chip cookies green.I'm on a dye it.""Guy: Let's play a game, but not hide and go seek. Girl: Why not? Guy: Cuz a girl like you is impossible to find.""Every kiss begins with "K" so everytime you text me saying "K", I'm just going to assume you secretly wanna make out with me.""(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+lnI just foiled your plan.""Quit my job working for Nike Just couldn't do it anymore." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrenn84 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"Brunette: "I don’t know."Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopekaK Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"Brunette: "I don’t know."Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"… but we do have more fun ;P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absent Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 Someone posted this at another forum. Hope no one gets offended but it made me smile:Q: Why are men clever during sexA: Because they are plugged into a genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absent Posted March 10, 2014 Author Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) Okay this is not a "joke" but it is really funny. I don't usually lol. See the additional pictures and read the reviews for this product at amazon. I am currently on page 2. The next one I'm gonna read about is "Veet hair removal for men". I hope it is as good. Edited March 10, 2014 by absent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopekaK Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Okay this is not a "joke" but it is really funny. I don't usually lol. See the additional pictures and read the reviews for this product at amazon. I am currently on page 2. The next one I'm gonna read about is "Veet hair removal for men". I hope it is as good.Can you say Double Entendre? ;)Check out the No-No.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SufferInSilence Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Two jokes courtesy of 3rd grade boys.What kind of trick can a dog with no legs do?Roll over.What does a blind deer see?No ideer (idea)What kind of socks do polar bears wear?They don't wear socks. They have "bear paws". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts