Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Post an absurd answer to the previous person's question, and then ask one of your own. For example: Why is the sky blue? Because God ran out of red crayons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Sky Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Why do I not know da wae? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman82 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Da wae was stolen by Rwanda. Why is Russia so big? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Sky Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Because pluto is smaller than Russia 😛 Why are phones "smart"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 Because they can only think in binary, so of course they would rather be "smart" than "dumb". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey822 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 What happened to the last question? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 17, 2018 Author Share Posted February 17, 2018 No idea. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopekaK Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Dyslexia. What's the real reason behind daylight savings time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gisele Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 So the moon can enjoy a nice sleep in. Why doesn't Nepal try harder to raise the sea level? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 Because it's not warming the globe fast enough due to a lack of sterno cans. Why don't more people do DIY electric work since electricians are so expensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Sky Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Because they are too lazy to watch a YouTube video 🙃 Why do people wear hats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey822 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 To keep their hair on. Why do dogs sleep all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetpuddles Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Because they're afraid of the sun. Why do cats scratch everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 Because they cant annoy people by barking. Do pancakes come from a pan or a cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey822 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Neither. They come from a griddle. What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 You only get one quarter scared to death. If the world runs out of oil, would butter work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetpuddles Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 No, margarine or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are more appropriate substitutes. Where is the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 On top of cloud #9. How do you know which was is the right way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Sky Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Brudda only da Queen knows da wae! You must not know da wae..... What happens inside of a Wal-Mart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 Shopping and they also have an aviary that customers can see for no extra charge. What's the difference between an error and an eRrOr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetpuddles Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Post-modern abstract stylism. Where do dandelion seeds go when you blow them into the wind? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Sky Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 They explode minutes later and instantly become dandelions that twirl around like helicopters until they have safely landed on the ground. What is the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizardwarrior315 Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 A net that goes between the 2 largest roller coasters at Cedar Point to catch someone in case they fall off. If I'm online, which line am I on exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Sky Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 The AOL dial up line that makes alien like noises when connecting 😝 Why do people ghost others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetpuddles Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Because they're so afraid of other people, their souls just up and float away, making them vanish into oblivion. Why do clouds float? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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