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About DialAForAlan

  • Birthday 12/15/1989

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    Jane Lynch, Weakest Link (classic and current), Blue's Clues & You, Josh Dela Cruz, gaming, reading, writing fanfics and poetry, drawing, sleeping, fanboying, internet, and making photo edits.

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  1. Yeah, but for me it's a constant thing. Even when I thought I was straight/bi, I still felt a lot more for the ones I couldn't have rather than the ones I could. Maybe I'm just not meant for a relationship.
  2. I think I might have gotten this whole "crush" thing backwards somehow cause the more unavailable the woman, the stronger the attraction I feel for them.
  3. Why do Jane's smallest actions always seem to be the most hypnotic? Honestly, she could blink and I'd melt.
  4. That awkward moment when you match with a girl who has the same first name as your ex. Aka what happened to me today. I don't know how to feel about this.
  5. I'm so soft for Jane that it's not funny. She makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and I just want to hold her tight and give some of that warmth back to her. She deserves it and then some.
  6. Sometimes I think I'm too picky about what I want in a future girlfriend even though I know I shouldn't settle for the first one who comes along. I just want to be loved the way I love and not have to question everything or feel like they'll leave as soon as they can.
  7. There's something so addictive about Jane looking vulnerable and I can't get enough of it.
  8. It's weird (and I don't know exactly how it would work) but I...I want to marry my Jane pillow.
  9. I think I'm unhealthily obsessed with my ex even though I cut her off awhile ago and have been burying myself into other things. She's still all I can think about and I'm so desperate to get her back it's not funny. I thought time was supposed to help with moving on, not make things worse, and I honestly don't know what to do.
  10. ...so I guess this is my life now - trying my best to drown my pain in copious amounts of Melissa Etheridge while fighting back tears.
  11. Lost, confused, and a bit helpless. Surely I'm not the only one who's ever spent most of their life wanting to be in a permanent relationship with a clone of themself...am I?
  12. ...well, I think it's truly hopeless now. My ex-girlfriend is engaged to her new partner. Am I a total witch for hoping it doesn't work out?
  13. ...do you know what the worst part of this is? Now that I can't get back together with my ex, she's the only one I want - to the point where I'm not really caring about anybody, even Jane, at the moment. Honestly, I think my heart might be broken beyond repair.
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