They'll never know what hit them when I put in my 2-weeks notice. Now if HR would keep it on the down low during my last 2 weeks so that my co-workers won't know I'm leaving, that would be great. But I'm pretty sure HR will f *c k it up for me, word will get out, and everybody will start asking me one by one, "Where are you going?", "You found another job?", "Why are you leaving?", etc. Well, if you must know, I'm quitting this job to get away from you people.