So Vladimir Putin's ginger concubine got himself inaugurated today or yesterday? Or some other day. Good for him.
Being many, many, many, many and still not enough thousand miles away, I'm in better position than most to pretend this isn't happening. But I think I might make an exception for Melania Trump. I can just tell she is going to be absolutely fascinating. I just hope she hasn't already done her best work in completely unselfconsciously throwing herself into the important cause of eradicating online bullying. She could have plumped instead for, say, eradicating landmines, mental health awareness, infectious diseases research, decriminalisation, disarmament, fewer Kardashians or any one of a boundless number of worthwhile causes. But nope, she leap straight into the darkly and delightfully amusing.
Online bullying of all things!? Any danger, Melania, of starting with your husband's Twitter feed? Ah, you couldn't make this stuff up.