So one day I decided it was a good day to wax my wifes car.
This led to a few complications, my mind and body were racing in different directions.
So any way, she has plans for most of the day. I tell her to leave her car home and I'll wax it. I have to pee but forget to go....An hour later my mom calls and wants to meet me for lunch at a certain time, I say fine..
Here's where the chaotic morning starts. I'm already doing something completely different that I decided would be a good time to start. Then I remeber the car and start to wash it, then I play guitar for a few minutes, go online and surf stupid stuff, and then remember the car. So I wash and take it for a hell ride to dry it off, it works! 100mph really gets the water off, and at the same time kinda fun.
So I get the car back and start to wax it..Look at my watch and realize I was supposed to meeting Mom at that exact time, so car 1/4 waxed. I hop in my car and fly to meet her, wax on my hands, clothes, and on my face for good measure. Luckily the place we meet is kinda proper, she's a little embarassed, I'm not. We eat lunch, I didn't hear a word she said as I was drifting off in several directions. I go home, walk right past the car 1/2 waxed and go online, do some more stupid surfing.

This is part #1..I gotta go, got stuff I gotta do!

You're describing many of my days the past 2 months getting back on meds. If you can remember, come and wax my car. It doesn't go 100mph so you'll have to hand dry it (unless it's in the afternoon when the "seagale" starts.) Did you ever finish waxing the car?

Visualized your appearance at lunch. Wax is better than manure any day. I've rushed off to an appointment or lunch without changing clothes many times. Wonder why noses were wrinkled and the odd stares.

Keeping tuned for your next post.
Sheepwoman

Oh, I've been much dirtier. Grease is my choice
I'll come home and my wife will say go in the bathroom and look at your face, and your covered in dog hair. I can care less sometimes. I'd go to a wedding wearing shorts, sneaks and a tee shirt with a hole in it if I could. I don't know what proper is, she does...

Anyway, off to part #2.

So then I decide I'll cover the whole car in wax before I take it off...I'm thinking about Mr Miagy "Wax on, Wax off". I figure if can stay focused long enough to cover the car, maybe I can get it off. I get the wax on. I'm about 5hrs (Real time flys much faster than manic BP time for me) into this project by now btw. Then I remember that I had to go to the bathroom before I even started!
So I go in the house grab another bottle of water...Phone rings, don't even remember who it is. But I do remember thinking "Who the hell is this and what do you want, can't you tell I'm in the middle of something!" Sheesh, leave me alone!
Still didn't take care of what should know be priorty 1, then I'm looking for a towel to take the wax off, I go into the garage and find something shiny, the super duper deluxe scooter I had to have..Oh yea, I forgot I had this. So after sitting on it, I walk out of the garage a 1/2hr later with no towel!

Part #3 to follow..

RSmith

This is fantastic and the way you put it across is awesome. I'm waiting for part 3, did you ever get the car completely waxed?
I can completely picture you and the whole day.

Trace

Hmmm, so anyway.
I manage to find a towel and stay on track directly to the car. Take the wax off to what I think is perfection. As I'm looking at the car, proud of the job done, I finally realize I still have to pee, like really bad at this point. I run to the bathroom, ignoring the orange lighter btw....I coulda put out a small fire
When I get back outside I start noticing some spots I missed, like a whole fender, no big deal, no one else knows but me...Or so I think.
Wife comes home, appreciative that after promissing for months I'd finally waxed her car, but in anice way, notices other spots I missed. I take care of them...
This was a month or so ago, every time I look at the car I notice a few more spots I've missed. I think they are all gone now
Theres more, but I think I may have bored some of you by now...IF you were able to read the whole story. I probably couldn't have either..

Your story definitely did NOT bore me. I was visualizing and rolling on the floor with laughter. Please, continue with your funny experiences.
SW

You havent bored me at all!!!

I keep coming back for the next bit,

Keep writing Mate,
Isabeau

Definately didn't bore me at all. You have a way of writing that makes people want to read more and a fantastic sense of humour.

Trace

Heh heh. Love it! :)
More, more

im waiting for more it is great, my life is not quite that busy but i alwasy have tons and tons to do and not enough time , racing everywhere

My life is really not that busy either. I just seem appear to be busy...well there are days, weeks I sleep a lot!
These happen only happen when I'm very much awake :-)
My wife still doesn't believe I am BP. She thinks this is MY normal state, when I wake up from a week long depression. If only she could see my world the way I feel it.

The next story will be dirt biking while manic in 20 degree weather, still hurts
It's pretty interesting with railroad tracks, cats and injuries...